Did You Really Do That?

I have to admit I've heard some wacky stuff in the last few days, but honey nothing beats the cake than the last bit of juice that just tickled these ears.  A friend of mine emails me and I read the comments then decided to call them.   Lets just say some people do some really dumb things in life.  They can't help it. It's really part of their nature. People get in relationship for all kinds of reasons and some even get married for those same reasons.  Overall when you decided to make life changing decisions please oh pretty please do your recon.  Love is fickle and people fall in and out of it everyday.  To say the words I do are serious and even when you decide this is my mate for life. You stand before a official and vow before God that you will commit to this person for the rest of your life. It's serious but some folks don't realize it.  Some people think getting married is like buying sneakers and when they realize hold up this shoe is rubbing the back of my foot they think it's time to return them back to the store.  Well Homey I wish you the best.  You see that's a decision you have to live with.  I will add this bit of advice BE HONEST!  Yeah I said it and I'll say it again. -- BE HONEST!  What you fail to realize is a man or woman will lay with you as long as you supply the goods but once they find out you have been lying oh and I mean telling whoppers please don't light a flare and ask for assistance.  The whole you dig only has room for one.  I'm not jumping in nor do I plan to send a lifeline.  If ever in life you can't be honest and I mean truly honest with the person your with it will blow up in your face like a TNT firecracker. Oh yeah this just got real interesting.  As my cousin would say I would have love to been a fly on that wall but honey when you take a second look at it  - misery loves company so if desperation likes to be linked up with no honesty they skip down the asle.  Perfect union! As my friend would say "Lord Today".  It's another way of saying Geesh, OMG or Wow.